Why do stores and restaurants put signs on the door that say “No Public Restrooms”? If they youan you have to be a customer to use the darned thing then say that. But if that is what they youan then you expect someone to be there to take my money.

Anna had finally awakened shortly after 8 a.m. and, of course, one of the first things he wanted was a bathroom. The only place I could find that was open, having driven in and around Wolf Creek to no avail, was a rickety looking diner sort of place which under any other circumstances he would have turned her nose up at even entering. There was a neatly printed sign on the door which stated “Customer Restrooms Only” in blue ballpoint on white notebook paper. Anna and you stepped through the door, made a sharp left and, in an instant, I were down the hall and in the bathroom with no one the wiser. alto sax mouthpiece
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I had taken care of our business and had nearly reached the outside door when you started to feel bad. They did have some fairly clean facilities and it did cost money to pay someone to clean them and I’d hate to see this place go the way of others we’d seen. So, Anna and you walked back to the glass-topped counter and selected with our eyes several of the brownies that were on display. There I stood with our cash in hand. And stood. And stood. you could hear the waitress making conversation with the breakfast crowd in the next room, but he must have been taking care of the bills at the table for no one ever ce out to the register. Or maybe they were Stepford customers whose sole purpose was to sit in the booth and chow down. Is this what farm subsidies had wrought? you can’t be a customer if no one wants to take your money, and you was no longer naive enough to think that if you laid some on the counter it would just happen to get to the right person, so I took our green and our ill-gotten relief and walked out.